MAKE US LAUGH... (Round #2)

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► Make us laugh and win one of our newest products, Peak Beta!

► Post your funniest joke or picture (if you edit the picture to include Peak Beta somehow that would be even better!)

● Limit of 1 entry per day, or you are disqualified for the whole contest!
● Contest will run for 3 weeks.
● 1 winners will be chosen each week.
● 1 bottle of Peak Beta will be given out each week.

▲ Tell me about Peak Beta!

PEAK BETA™
(Tingle Free)
6-Hour Controlled-Release Beta Alanine



Peak Beta™ is Molecular Nutrition’s answer to the Beta Alanine phenomenon! Not just another Beta Alanine product, we’ve perfected the technology of Controlled-Release Beta Alanine. By utilizing a proprietary new delivery system called Molecular Distillation & Sustained Transport™ (MDST™), each Peak Beta™ caplet provides Beta Alanine for up to an amazing 6 hours! Just a few caplets per day now ensure your muscles will have a near constant supply of this incredible supplement, maximizing its uptake, utilization, and performance-enhancing benefits.

Uncomfortable Tingles – Gone!

In addition to removing the rapid-elimination disadvantages of regular tablets and powders, MDST™ technology completely eliminates “the tingles” for virtually all users! Medically recognized as paraesthesia, this is a form of neuropathic pain characterized by hot, flush, or tingling sensations on the skin. This effect is common when the body absorbs Beta Alanine too quickly. While paraesthesia is not dangerous, it can be very uncomfortable. This has prevented countless people from enjoying the undeniable performance-enhancing benefits of Beta Alanine (Carnosyn™). With Molecular Nutrition’s Peak Beta™, uncomfortable tingles are finally and forever a thing of the past!

The MDST™ and Carnosyn™ Advantage

Peak Beta™ is the only Beta Alanine supplement on the market to use Molecular Distillation & Sustained Transport™ technology – providing a 6-hour maximum window of delivery. Combined with the patented Carnosyn™ brand of Beta Alanine, the same material University tested and proven to increase muscle power, endurance, and anaerobic performance, Peak Beta™ is the ultimate in Beta Alanine supplementation.

▲ More Information on Peak Beta.



Good luck and don't forget to post your funniest jokes and pictures today... MAKE US LAUGH!
 
RoadBlocK

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Someone sent this to me, I posted it a while ago, but I found it humorous, so I thought Id share:


Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip Video






It is NOT a porno, its a joke, at most possibly a rated R clip.
 

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A new form of Beta Alanine .. that's nearly more appealing to me than a half naked swimsuit model .. I need me some of this !

.. hopefully I can make ya laugh at some point the next three weeks !
 
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whats the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina??



Answer: Only one RETARDED thing came out of her VAGINA!
 
RenegadeRows

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The Funniest 10 seconds to come out of a gym:

 
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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NrYXb_TR-SI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NrYXb_TR-SI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
 
cal62887

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Ha... I'm in tears watching some of these.


That pseudo porno is great....


anything George Bush says is priceless. :D
 
SilentBob187

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"I was trying to get some muscle to get the p*ssy, not trick a b*tch!"

AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
Orangepeel

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daaamn I was gonna put that one up tomorrow! Haha, Katt Williams is great!
 
EasyEJL

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...



BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP. ..






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,

















(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)


























The coffin stops!
 
EasyEJL

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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'

McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s"]YouTube - Batman on Drugs lol[/ame]
 
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FlawedGrunt

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oh boy... somebody isnt reading the rules! Ive seen multiple people posting more than one a day! tisk tisk
 

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I can watch this over and over and laugh harder and harder each time.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQN0qjOrBIQ"]YouTube - funny soccer/football save. BEST EVER ![/ame]
 
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