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    Okay we're back and I'm feeling generous: FREE BOTTLE OF EPISTANE FOR.........


    The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.



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    Meanwhile while the guards are distracted Pmiller gets away with the hijacked truck of Epistane. Looks like nutraplanet will be out of stock once again. Muhahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeMountD View Post
    The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeMountD View Post
    The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.


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    So far really funny! Mullet and Mr.50 those are pretty damn funny lol. I did this same contest on bb.com at one point and I used a different picture but they are absolutely hilarious, we need to run more of these contests .
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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeMountD View Post
    The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeMountD View Post
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    The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeMountD View Post
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