TiM's Given it away!!!

[T-AD]

Just to say thanks for the warm welcome tonight from new friends and old broskis alike, I've decided to...

GIVE STUFF AWAY!!!

From my own stash, folks. Not even approving this one with the bosses...I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!

Simple stuff:

Prize: Tub of AXcell Orange Splash X2 = 2 weiners in dis tread!!!

Product Info! Axcell | AX

How do you get it? POST!! I don't care what, just POST IN THIS THREAD!!! Keep it to board rules, but otherwise, give it to me. Tell me a story. Let me know something about your day. Complain about that jerk at the office. Post pics of that hot chick. I DON'T CARE!!!

Who wins? Easy. Instead of picking random folks and getting screamed at for favoritism, I'm going to pick 2 very specific post numbers as follows:

Winner 1: Post number equal to the sum of the numbers in my wife's birthday. Example: 8-11-10 would be post #29
:deal:
Winner 2: Post number equal to the sum of all the numbers in the VIN number of MY BIKE!!!
:32::32::32::32:

Who is elligble? US Residents only. (Sorry, Finland!) Men, women, goats, whomever. :sombrero:

When is it over? Probably very very soon! Friday at the latest, depending on how things go.

How's DEM apples?!?!

Ready.... Set.... POST!!!!​

Other info: To prove I'm not faking numbers, I'm going to send a photo of my VIN to one of the reps to verify. I'll do the same with my wife's driver's license. Fair enough? Good. Now post dang it!

 

[TheLastRonin]

Nice, first. =D Your ideas are new and interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Trauma1]

Second.......

 

[AZMIDLYF]

I don't think any of those sums will total 1 so I will start this off for everyone. Here is a pic of my old boy cooling it today in the pool. He can't take the heat much anymore so he just floats around for awhile. Gonna miss him when he goes...

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[T-AD]

Nice, first. =D Your ideas are new and interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Check our website! Sign up there for the AX Newsletters.

Second.......

Turd!

Wait, what???
:grumpy:

I don't think any of those sums will total 1 so I will start this off for everyone. Here is a pic of my old boy cooling it today in the pool. He can't take the heat much anymore so he just floats around for awhile. Gonna miss him when he goes...

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Awwwww..... Very cute! I've got a big black Dane named Maximus. They're a short-lived breed and he'll be 4 in December. Those morbid thoughts have crossed my mind, and it make me sad. Enjoy the good times, bro!!

 

[T-AD]

Oh, wait... I forgot to mention something:

SECRET ADDITIONAL PRIZES!!!

For what? How many? What are they?

I know how you get 'em. I know how many. And I know what they are. You'll just have to wait and win 'em!!!


Alternate topic, and one more on topic: From the new AX Arsenal, what would you like to try most?

 

[Trauma1]

Damnit!

I live in Finland. How dare you exclude the Fins!!!!


I kid.....Tampa, FL baby!







-John

 

[Trauma1]

Turd!

Wait, what???
:grumpy:

I was Mr. Mom today, so my daughter helped reinforce the Turd department.

How did Michael Keaton do this? I know, he drank A LOT of Johnnie Walker (Blue Label).


-John

 

[SilentBob187]

 

[T-AD]

I was Mr. Mom today, so my daughter helped reinforce the Turd department.

How did Michael Keaton do this? I know, he drank A LOT of Johnnie Walker (Blue Label).


-John

HA!! Izzie's finally potty training.

 

[SilentBob187]

Raising awareness

You have 24 hours and 18 minutes to get your life in order before it changes forever...

 

[JudgementDay]

U.S only.....what if out of U.S pays for shipping lol

 

[SilentBob187]

What if Tim's post is the one of the magic posts?

 

[gamer2be08]

Im going to have 1000 posts on here just to let you know

 

[T-AD]

U.S only.....what if out of U.S pays for shipping lol

Hmmm.... lemme tink 'bout it. No guarantees. Sorry, bro!

What if Tim's post is the one of the magic posts?

WTF, man??? My posts are ALWAYS MAGIC!!!!

 

[thebigt]

Oh, wait... I forgot to mention something:

SECRET ADDITIONAL PRIZES!!!

For what? How many? What are they?

I know how you get 'em. I know how many. And I know what they are. You'll just have to wait and win 'em!!!


Alternate topic, and one more on topic: From the new AX Arsenal, what would you like to try most?

axcite magnum-i am really wanting to try that one.:sasmokin:

 

[T-AD]

Im going to have 1000 posts on here just to let you know

As long as each one includes the name of an AX product so that this thread blows up search engines come tomorrow morning, I'm all for it!!!!

 

[Trauma1]

HA!! Izzie's finally potty training.

Mikayla is only 8 months.....I wonder if I can still get her to signal before the deed is done.


-John

 

[gamer2be08]

As long as each one includes the name of an AX product so that this thread blows up search engines come tomorrow morning, I'm all for it!!!!

Hahaha...

Post number 2..

You got it ..

 

[Trauma1]

BTW - Mikayla wants a new AX t-shirt. Daddy's already training her to be the next fitness Olympia.



-John

 

[soma]

 

[gamer2be08]

I'd stick it in that...

 

[T-AD]

BTW - Mikayla wants a new AX t-shirt. Daddy's already training her to be the next fitness Olympia.



-John

Izzie has a black shirt with the "old" AX logo embroidered on it. It's a 3T, though.

 

[Trauma1]

Izzie has a black shirt with the "old" AX logo embroidered on it. It's a 3T, though.

Nice!

I need to get little Mikayla into a little Primordial shirt and post pics.


-John

 

[SilentBob187]

WTF, man??? My posts are ALWAYS MAGIC!!!!

:doh:, there go my chances :banned:



:run:

 

[GeekPoop]

lol hi guys, what these AX shirts look like?

 

[thebigt]

all natural test booster!!

more like foot long weiner bun.

 

[soma]

lol @ weiner bun

 

[soma]

 

[AZMIDLYF]

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[andrew732]

Welcome back AX, these pics is killing me, can we tone it down a bit so I don't explode in my pants.

 

[p5sky]

I love Trauma's avi!!!!

 

[p5sky]

Best friends!

 

[T-AD]

I like the direction this thread is taking.

Mornin' bump!!!!! Post Post Post!!!!!

 

[Army Guy]

I will take your bump and raise you a.... ummmm.... crap what were we talking about???? Oh well. and welcome Tim!!! I know you were still around mostly, but glad to see you back officially. And thanks for the tip on what your wife's B-Day is... wait WHAT???? lol

 

[Army Guy]

Yummy???? are you able to say that with a man-beard like you have big John???? nothing but love big man!!
oh and thanks Tim for the vin number on your bike... I think I have this all wrapped up now!!!

 

[AE14]

some of the pics are killing me here

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Fist bump fireworks=this thread

 

[hoopem6]

Welcome back AX!

 

[Mjolnir]

Mmmm BCAAs. Tasty.

I am real interested in trying Hard FX sometime in the near future. I enjoyed its predecessors. Oh btw what type of bike do you have Tim?

 

[hoopem6]

Alternate topic, and one more on topic: From the new AX Arsenal, what would you like to try most?

Hard FX, Mass FX The Destroyer, and TST Powercell.

 

[T-AD]

WE HAVE SOME WEINERS!!!!

Nice, first. =D Your ideas are new and interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Winner! What? I dunno... you pick! PM me.

Winner! What? Pick something and I'll ship it!

axcite magnum-i am really wanting to try that one.:sasmokin:

Winner! YOU GOT IT!! Magnum comin' your way.

Best friends!

Oh, for those pics.... WINNER!! AXcite cologne coming at you, buddy. Maybe you'll pic up some of those chickies and pass a few my way!! PM me your addy.


Oh, this is just too much fun!! Who's next? We shall see!! KEEP IT COMING!!

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Pick me, pick me, im doused in mud!!!!!!

 

[TheDarkHalf]

Looks like a solid product....and I've never tried any AX products before. Pick me, pick me!

 

[T-AD]

Looks like a solid product....and I've never tried any AX products before. Pick me, pick me!

What looks like a solid product?

 

[TheDarkHalf]

What looks like a solid product?

The Orange Axcell! a 4:1:1 ratio of BCAAs....sounds like something worth trying out! Nothing wrong with having some extra aminos in your regimen

 

[T-AD]

The Orange Axcell! a 4:1:1 ratio of BCAAs....sounds like something worth trying out! Nothing wrong with having some extra aminos in your regimen

Ask and ye shall receive!! :box::box::box:

DONE! PM me your address.



And no, folks, just because you tell me the name of a product doesn't guarantee that you'll win it. Or maybe it does. I don't know. I don't care!!!

 

[SilentBob187]

And no, folks, just because you tell me the name of a product doesn't guarantee that you'll win it. Or maybe it does. I don't know. I don't care!!!

I'm interested in a fat stack of Benjamins... *fingers crossed*










:bigok:

 

[T-AD]

I'm interested in a fat stack of Benjamins... *fingers crossed*










:bigok:

You and me both!! Even if I got paid to do this ...pause for thought... someone would probably be peeved that I'm going to give away around $2500 worth (retail) of product in the next few hours!!!


Yup... Did the math. I'm on a roll, bay-beee!!!!!

 

[TheDarkHalf]

Ask and ye shall receive!! :box::box::box:

DONE! PM me your address.



And no, folks, just because you tell me the name of a product doesn't guarantee that you'll win it. Or maybe it does. I don't know. I don't care!!!

You are the MAN. Let me know if you need any new reps :bigok: