Hi, My name is Jayhawkk and I'm a Cookieholic

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I was caught licking the chocolate off the Plate O Cookie™ I made, by my Co-workers. I just received an email from LT. calling me a cookie monster. And i just ran out of Cookies...Oh god please help me.
 

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My name is Clark, and I'm a cookieholic. Last weekend at the cookie store I messed up and purchased $20 worth of cookies, brownies, cookie sandwiches, and whole milk. I ate every bit of that right there in front of the cookie store. Oh God, what have I become? lol
 
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I'm not addicted, I can stop eating cookies anytime I feel like.
 

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lol Stop anytime you want huh? Yeah, I don't eat cookies anymore... I don't eat 'em any less either! Right? lol
 
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That's what they all say until family members show them pictures that they can't refute.



First step is accepting you have a problem. Once you confront this you can enjoy those scrumdiddlyumptious cookies ALL DAY LONG MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
 

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Haha in all seriousness, it's not bad to go overboard like that once in a very blue moon. It'll help keep ya sane, make ya feel guilty (to throw ya back on track), and shock your metabolism all in the same day. Sure, it might take 3 or 4 days to burn back off, but every once in a while it's definitely worth it. Plus, cookies friggin' rock.
 
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Crowler cookies helped me get laid (the new gf is getting hooked), but I had to take credit to make myself look better :D

I'm so freaking addicted that I'll wear a shirt saying "Crowler cookies: New Age Aphrodisiac" for 5 pounds of the mix or 'tree fitty (this is a South Park insight joke) :lol:. This will cause a decrease in oyster sales for sure
 

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LOL This is a funny thread, i intend on ordering some crowler cookies soon, i've heard very good things.
 
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Chaps,

I highly advise you buy (at minimum) the 5 pounder. I feel for all the suckers who buy 1 pound, then have to pay for shipping again the next day when they order more. And Chaps...... you WILL order more.
 
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Cookie mix does not simply sit idle in it's ziploc bag.

It waits.
 
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No, no it doesn't I have found many uses for the ziplock bag and oddly enough none of them have anything to do with holding Crowler cookies.
 

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I ahve 5lbs of AI cookies on the way. I'm afraid that's not going to be enough. /holdme
 

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LMAO Jay, you have lost it, Welcome to the " other " side ;)







That's what they all say until family members show them pictures that they can't refute.



First step is accepting you have a problem. Once you confront this you can enjoy those scrumdiddlyumptious cookies ALL DAY LONG MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
 
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chuck norris eats crowler cookies.

nuff said.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat Crowler cookies. he feeds them to cows then roundhouse kicks tthemand eats the cow.

Chuck Norris doesn't cook.
 
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That Jack in your avatar does as well I see. What's his deadlift sittin' at these days after starting the cookies?
feed a jack russell flax seed? lol, no way. he'll be sh!tting himself for a week.

jay, even through your scenario, chuck is still eating the cookie.
 
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LMAO this is one hilarious thread. I tried the cookies and was like holy sh!t ! I took one to my mom who LOVES cookies, and i was like this is healthy AND its good, shes like hahahahha yea right, she bit into it and was like..."This is healthy?" I was like yup! "Shes like damn i never knew healthy tasted this good!"
 
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I ahve 5lbs of AI cookies on the way. I'm afraid that's not going to be enough. /holdme

((Holds RAGE)) No sorry to inform you that 5lbs is the size of my cookie that I eat everyday HAHA no not really but 5lbs is a stepping stone pretty soon you will be ordering 10 to 20lbs and wondering was that enough? 50lbs is my next order so Crowler better have enough made for me!!!
 

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I better get a couple 5lbers then :dance: , now it's time for post your cookie stash thread, lol.
 

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chuck norris doesnt eat cookies, he makes a transdermal cookie mix solution.
 

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